Some people would say finding a good deal from a car dealership who will take care of you after the purchase is harder than finding a Sasquatch in 11.6 million acres of Washington State forestland.
Now, don’t let that get you down. With a little research and common sense you can find all the information you need to increase your odds of success.
For example, if you wanted to find a Bigfoot you’d want to look in areas containing plentiful resources it would need to survive, such as food and water. Forests are home to many animals a Bigfoot could trap and many wild berries for he/she to munch on between meals.
However, if you really wanted to find a Bigfoot, you’d want to look near a stream or lake. A Bigfoot needs water to survive and so does its prey. Coincidentally, there is a large man-made lake at Pointe West AutoPark, directly in front of Birchwood Chevy Buick GMC.
Fact: Bigfoot footprints have been found and reported for over seventy years.
It’s common knowledge Sasquatch’s are nocturnal, which is why they are rarely seen during the day and most sightings are at dusk or dawn. Birchwood Chevy Buick GMC is open from 9 am until 9 pm Monday and Tuesday, yet there has never been a documented Bigfoot encounter during business hours. Coincidence? Maybe, but what isn’t a coincidence is Birchwood Chevy sells the most used cars every month in Winnipeg and is the only Dealership with the First Price, Best Price Guarantee.
To find a Bigfoot, it would be a good idea to learn how they communicate with each other. It will help you differentiate the noises between a Bigfoot and say, a bear. Sometimes a Bigfoot will just bang rocks together or knock on a tree, otherwise known as ‘tree knocks’, to communicate to another nearby Bigfoot.
However, when they are separated, they are known to have a howl like no other identified species. Sudden howls and “joyous screams” have been reported coming from Point West AutoPark from time to time over the last three years, but each time they were investigated, the noises were found to come from a Birchwood Chevy Buick GMC customer who had just won a Brand New car, a trip to the Super Bowl, mortgage payments for a year, or $10,000.00 cash – something Birchwood Chevy Buick GMC does multiple times every year. It sounds like they really do it up well for their customers.
I hope it makes sense now, that with the right information and a little common sense, you can find what you’re looking for no matter what it is. And if you want to find the perfect deal from a team who will take care of you while making it fun, during and after the sale, the ‘squatchiest’ dealership around, Birchwood Chevy Buick GMC is a great place to start looking.
You never know what else you may run into …
If you have any questions about Bigfoot or the Chevrolet, Buick and GMC lineup, you can contact Dave Peterson by email.